i would LOVE a 90-minute back and shoulder massage. preferably with hot stones (no cold stones), cheesy new age music, and with only pure jojoba oil (i'm allergic to most massage oils).

who's going to give it to me? in the next 24 hours, please. no one creepy and nothing icky, either.

i'd actually like a full body massage, but i'm not letting just anyone do that. only a certified massage therapist can do that.


Chris Cope Tuesday, November 29, 2005 12:23:00 am  

First you insist on kissing people who don't creep you out and then you opt out of the icky full body massage.

Well, fine. It's a good thing you're thousands of miles away, little missy, because you'd be getting nothing from me.


heatherfeather Tuesday, November 29, 2005 1:07:00 am  

elitist... that's a brand of golf clubs, isn't it?

Yaymee Tuesday, November 29, 2005 1:21:00 am  

Heather is not elitist - she is just really really picky. And there ain't nothing wrong with that. It may mean she won't get a massage very soon, but otherwise, no harm done.

Anonymous Tuesday, November 29, 2005 3:49:00 am  

why only 90 minutes? is there a limit of how much massaging you can take before something happens to your body?

heatherfeather Tuesday, November 29, 2005 8:12:00 am  

yes. yes there is. i'd like to tell you what would happen at the 91 minute mark, but this is a pg-13 blog.

Anonymous Tuesday, November 29, 2005 10:29:00 am  

The only massage therapists I know are in Chicago and Fort Wayne, IN. Sorry. You could go to the mall and sit in a Brookstones store for an hour and a half - they even have cheesy ebpadumb music!

heatherfeather Tuesday, November 29, 2005 11:31:00 am  

actually that brookstone chair with the leg massager is amaaaaaaazing!

jay are Tuesday, November 29, 2005 1:08:00 pm  

Did you ever get your massage???
Were all the criteria met????
Come forth.
Sally forth.

heatherfeather Tuesday, November 29, 2005 2:30:00 pm  

no. chris evidently wanted to be icky and have the kissing, but we've talked about his wife's response to this, and no one has offered... except for alpineflower who suggested i go to brookstone. which i may do.

jay are Tuesday, November 29, 2005 6:06:00 pm  

since Chris didn't come through, I guess Brookstone is better than nothing. Dang, tho.

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