i would LOVE a 90-minute back and shoulder massage. preferably with hot stones (no cold stones), cheesy new age music, and with only pure jojoba oil (i'm allergic to most massage oils).
who's going to give it to me? in the next 24 hours, please. no one creepy and nothing icky, either.
i'd actually like a full body massage, but i'm not letting just anyone do that. only a certified massage therapist can do that.
anyone?
Posted by
heatherfeather
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
10 comments:
First you insist on kissing people who don't creep you out and then you opt out of the icky full body massage.
Well, fine. It's a good thing you're thousands of miles away, little missy, because you'd be getting nothing from me.
Elitist.
elitist... that's a brand of golf clubs, isn't it?
Heather is not elitist - she is just really really picky. And there ain't nothing wrong with that. It may mean she won't get a massage very soon, but otherwise, no harm done.
why only 90 minutes? is there a limit of how much massaging you can take before something happens to your body?
yes. yes there is. i'd like to tell you what would happen at the 91 minute mark, but this is a pg-13 blog.
The only massage therapists I know are in Chicago and Fort Wayne, IN. Sorry. You could go to the mall and sit in a Brookstones store for an hour and a half - they even have cheesy ebpadumb music!
actually that brookstone chair with the leg massager is amaaaaaaazing!
SO????
Did you ever get your massage???
Were all the criteria met????
Come forth.
Sally forth.
no. chris evidently wanted to be icky and have the kissing, but we've talked about his wife's response to this, and no one has offered... except for alpineflower who suggested i go to brookstone. which i may do.
since Chris didn't come through, I guess Brookstone is better than nothing. Dang, tho.
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