in which the author reveals too much about her significant other

[while watching an episode of star trek: the next generation]

pants: romulan women are totally hot.

me: what? is it their hair?

pants: it's their hair and that they're totally hot! i would totally mate with a romulan.

[pause]

me: you know i'm going to put this on the blog, right?

pants: yeah... i know.