- i have a subscription to latina magazine. i didn't pay for it. it just keeps coming to the house
- the spazmonkey's mouth waters when i cook anything with artichoke hearts or white wine
- ragweed is related to melon
- the us doesn't use color-differentiated denominations of paper money
- i can't type money without typing monkey first.
- puppies are so cute but they grow up to be spazmonkeys
- people can have babies. there didn't use to be a baby but suddenly there's a whole little person there where there was none!
- the internet
- dogs smell like popcorn (buttery, too) when they sleep
- if you throw together some milk, butter, eggs, sugar, and flour then get it really hot, it becomes cake
- the simpsons and friends are funnier in syndication
- i've never been to washington, dc
- cop rock
- cheese is the best moldy goodness ever
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i have a subscription to Hustler, and i definitely didn't order that, either. let me tell you. there's no chance of that.
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every time i try to type county, i type country first. that's probably because i'm broad-minded, or a 'libertine'. i was first made aware of that word some years ago, when i got a 'cool word of the day' emailed to me. if you already knew about it, good for you, but it's nothing to brag about.
apparently my comments are mainly about myself. but don't worry about it. occasionally i will talk about you as well, give it time.
wow... you're better than dictionary.com's word of the day service! i almost ALWAYS know those words, and tonight you taught me a word i did not know: broad-minded.
you are also a mind-broadener.
dogs do indeed smell like popcorn. i noticed that once some time ago and though i was delirious. apparently, you are too, so i don't feel so bad anymore.
well, i was going to point out that delirium and smell aren't mutually exclusive... but semaphoria saved me the trouble. :)
and for real, the buttered pupcorn smell thing is just bizarre... although not entirely unpleasant.
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