that will be $9 gazillion, please.

i intend to propose to the chancellor and the president at the university of denver that it be illegal to work when it is lovely outside. complete with hefty fine.

(this is since it is evidently legal to have a paper due smack dab in the middle of spring break)

like today when it's 65, sunny, the sky is alarmingly blue and even though you hate parades you'd rather be watching denver's st. patty's day parade because you'd be outside and not in the library surgically attached to a computer at the fingertips...