i gots the pinched nerve in my left trapezius... whilst palpating said trapezius, it is approximately the density of italian marble. it's making me wiggle and assume startling positions in my chair at work (i.e. sprawled on desk with my head at unnatural angles to the body)
also, i gots the inner ear itch that i can feel in the back of my throat.
(ew...that makes me think of the dirtiest thing someone's ever said to me in a bar. or out of a bar, for that matter)
i would like some muscle relaxers very much please.
and a chicken greek salad from pete's for lunch.
thank you.
ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Posted by
heatherfeather
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
4 comments:
hey, sorry about the pinched nerve. i would like to take this opportunity to talk about myself. actually, let's think of it as showing empathy through relating a shared experience. i was on a cross country flight, got sick, and vomited like there was no tomorrow. but i hadn't eaten anything, so it was just dry convulsions, you know? and this pinched the nerve in my neck, and i had to go to the emergency room.
so...now you know.
p.s. all hail the muscle relaxers.
talking about yourself is good. i say, humility be damned! since having a blog is basically talking about yerself...
sorry about the flying and puking and dry heaves and pinched nerve and ER.
p.s. amen i say unto you.
i was sitting in class last week typing on my laptop and all of sudden lost most of the feeling in the pointer and middle fingers of my left hand. it sucked. i think it had something to do with nerves. no guarantees though.
ps: ditto on the muscle relaxers.
is the feeling returned? that does sound nerve-ish in nature. and although i'm not a fan of feet, i'm going to tell you a story about mine.
i haven't had feeling in most of my big toes since i was probably 14. i'm not worried since i don't tip over.
p.s. ok, it's time for a new muscle relaxer. the one i took 28 hours ago has worn off.
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