sssssizzlin'

tonight's the big suicide terrorism presentation. i put the powerpoint on green slides (i believe the template name is "Glass Layers" if you're exceptionally curious). most of the other group presentations have been around 40 slides apiece. but the professor kept calling our presentation the ultimate, the big bang, the grand finale, so after some major editing we clock in at 96 slides. so if you have questions about al-Qaeda, HAMAS, Hizballah, Chechen Separatists, or the Tamil Tigers, lemme know, and i'll hook you up.

and although the presentation isn't until this evening, i did have to work this morning so i did my hair, i'm wearing a suit, and yes, so help me, my brown knee high boots. makeup will be applied in a few hours. vodka will be applied liberally after the presentation.

because if i wind up cracking under the pressure, at least they'll say, "she looked lovely when she fell to bits!"