monkeys are so funny

here's a snippet from the new york times in an article on robert blake's murder trial (registration required, but it's freeeeeeeeeeeeee!):

Earlier in the trial, a professor from the University of California, Los Angeles, testified as an expert witness about the psychotropic effects of cocaine. He said that he had smoked crack cocaine himself and sat in a cage with monkeys to teach them how to smoke cocaine as well.

well, duh, how else do you research monkeys on coke?

(random grammar nazi note: denver pop station kiss 95.7 undertook a new campaign in 2005 where they have reduced the number of commercials by 20%. in all of the commercials, they state that they have "20% less commercials." at least the dj's have been instructed during live segments to say "20% fewer commercials.")