ok, end of my rope time

so i'm having issues with blogger AGAIN. here's the gist of what I was a-tryin' to post without the charm and humor:

i give all my friends nicknames. james the chick (aka fred, aaka semaphoria) said once upon a time that my nicknamed friends sound like superheros. since this is the internet and no one uss their real names, they are pre-superheroed, but tell me your superpower.