one if by bubble, two if by cup

i found a place to do madlibs online.

here is mine:

The Missing Food Mystery

Dear fred,

Last week I helped solve a mystery and had a real sly time. When it was lunchtime, I found out my green wombat stew was missing.

I told miss thoreson* and she said the whole class could help me find my wombat stew. mariama thought she found it, but it turned out to be a small limb. particleman thought he found it, but it was someone's inside-out chick**. Finally, I found it under the window. It gallavanted out when I opened my lunchbox.

Next time, I'm going to put my wombat stew in a closed hobo so I won't lose it.

Your friend,
heatherfeather

*miss thoreson was my 7th grade science teacher. she was fun, but ditzy. in fact she never learned that my name wasn't the same as my sister's name, and in fact when i won the science fair with my AMAZING science project (dealing with the presence of food in the stomach when taking pain relievers), she made out the certificate to my sister. and she never learned how to spell fred's name correctly, either. and she nearly married a gay man.

** ew, this just turned into CSI