i hurt myself today

i have got to say, that when you wake up late, with the last nasty hangers-on of a 2 day migraine, and you're putting more antifreeze and a quart of oil in your car (my oil pan plug is stripped, don't have the luxury or money for fixing it and giving up the car for a few days) and you're bending your arms and wrists every which way to make the oil magically go into the oil hole without a funnel, it doesn't help anything at all when the hood of the car comes crashing down on your head.

there's a chance i said something really unladylike.