conversations are funny

conversation #1 with SoB this morning

SoB: hey
me: hey, how are you?
SoB: fine. what's that noise in the background?
me: oh i'm listening to a (starts muttering) knitting podcast.
SoB: ...
me: let me turn it down. is that better?
SoB: yes. is it like some grandma in minnesota?
me: no, it's a lesbian in wales.
SoB: wow. i couldn't have been more off.

conversation #2 with woman at sushi boat (small, never crowded place very far from downtown with good sushi), making reservation for yaymee's going away party

me: hi i'd like to make a reservation for tomorrow night please.
her: okay, what time?
me: 7:30. it's a large party, for 22 people.
her: [pause] are you sure you're calling the right place? this is the sushi boat on hampden. did you mean to call the sushi den [Ed: hip, expensive place downtown and on old south pearl, usually crowded]?
me: no, i'd like to make a reservation here please.


villanovababy Friday, January 06, 2006 4:42:00 pm  

haha... that sushi place was like..."HUH?" that is hilarious. Let me know howthe food is, I'm curious... we are hitting up trendy, over crowded Hapa Sushi tonight... :/

heatherfeather Friday, January 06, 2006 5:35:00 pm  

villanovababy, sushi boat is SO good, and it's far less expensive than sushi den. and the people are always nice! and you never have to wait for a table!

semaphoria Saturday, January 07, 2006 1:35:00 pm  

YAY! first off... i'm soooo glad that you took up listening to podcasts. i thought that you thought i was nutterbutters for listening to them. secondly - WHAT knitting podcast is it?!


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