dude, i don't want to look at that

the 2 grossest commercials on television:

mucinex with the mucus blobs moving into your lungs

and

lamisil with the pointy headed fungi lifting up your toenail and hopping in under the nail bed


today i can't hear out of my ears, i say weird redundant sentences, and am going to the grocery store for club soda with which to mix my vodka, limes, food (i'm virtually foodless), and mucinex.

the rest of today is for napping and knitting.

tonight is goodbye yaymee sushi and cocktails.

tomorrow is for writing papers.

update: okay, i saw another revolting commercial for urine gone. one thing that was funny however, is they kept using a blacklight to show "invisible" urine stains and they kept calling it "a scientific blacklight" AND they offer to throw one in for free so you can see all the pee you've missed. (reminiscent of jay are's post on the topic, they use the scientific blacklight to show all the pee that doesn't quite make it into the toilet, too)