cereal stories

from steve's site, these are the true hollywood stories behind these cereals:

steve's contributions:

  • Frosted Flakes - A group of blondes get lost in North Dakota in the Winter.
  • Fruit Loops - The adventures of the world's first all-gay stunt plane team.
  • Trix - A diary of breakfast for Johns
  • Raisin' Bran - The trials of grain growers in Kansas.
  • Special Kay - A developmentally challenged girl just wants to live a normal life
  • Product 19 - The quest for the perfect prime number
  • Cheerio's - A guidebook to farewells in different languages
  • Cookie Crisp - A freak lightning strike leaves the cattle drive short a chef.
  • Honey comb - the quest for all-natural hair care products goes surreal.

mine (i'm so proud of mueslix):
  • honey nut cheerios: how to leave your insane lover in 15 easy steps
  • mueslix: the surface of the highway after a herd of cats was tragically run down by a semi
  • golden crisp: when rumplestiltskin's work was reverted to straw.
  • lucky charms: the story of an irish down-on-his luck boxer who finds unexpected love

any others?


jay are Saturday, December 10, 2005 12:53:00 am  

these are great!!! I'll be giving this some thought :)

Steve Saturday, December 10, 2005 7:29:00 pm  

You are the second person to link these. Perhaps I'm on the cutting edge... maybe.

Rice Crispies - Condoleeza fell asleep in the tanning bed again.

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