cereal stories

from steve's site, these are the true hollywood stories behind these cereals:

steve's contributions:

• Frosted Flakes - A group of blondes get lost in North Dakota in the Winter.
• Fruit Loops - The adventures of the world's first all-gay stunt plane team.
• Trix - A diary of breakfast for Johns
• Raisin' Bran - The trials of grain growers in Kansas.
• Special Kay - A developmentally challenged girl just wants to live a normal life
• Product 19 - The quest for the perfect prime number
• Cheerio's - A guidebook to farewells in different languages
• Cookie Crisp - A freak lightning strike leaves the cattle drive short a chef.
• Honey comb - the quest for all-natural hair care products goes surreal.

mine (i'm so proud of mueslix):

• honey nut cheerios: how to leave your insane lover in 15 easy steps
• mueslix: the surface of the highway after a herd of cats was tragically run down by a semi
• golden crisp: when rumplestiltskin's work was reverted to straw.
• lucky charms: the story of an irish down-on-his luck boxer who finds unexpected love

any others?