Since I had nothing to say, Freddie suggested a meme that's been floating about lately.
I give myself permission to not like even a little bit (some of these are ripped precisely from Freddie):
- shoes that don't fit
 - jazz music
 - MTV
 - fake banana flavor
 - bananas
 - anything that makes me break out in hives
 - carrots
 - work email
 - voice mail
 - apple ear buds
 - people who apologize incessantly without reason
 - process
 - club scenes
 - kenny g
 - dog poo
 - sand
 - cut flowers
 - especially carnations
 - classes that run long
 - political theory
 - acrylic yarn
 - chalk
 - fast melting medicines
 - crutches
 - dirty dishes
 - take-offs
 - landings
 - the smell of coffee and fuel together (found on airplanes and mcdonald's drive-thrus)
 - group projects
 - casual dates
 - mariah carey
 - bad drivers
 - impatient drivers
 - dirt
 - mold
 - honk and holler opening soon
 - unflushed public toilets
 - lack of toilet seat covers
 - people who take themselves too seriously
 - being P.C.
 - people who assume that I can just do their jobs too
 - people who assume I'm working while in school to occupy my time and I can just take off unlimited hours for their convenience
 - coughing all night long
 - letting the dog out at 2 am in the snow when it's below zero
 - being tired
 - smelliness
 - lavender
 - houseplants
 - when cats rub up against you
 - bubba, the cat upstairs from mara (he's either a cat or a horse. it's unclear. what's clear is he sucks)
 - unnecessary (imo) barking
 - monkey misusers
 - grease
 - hospital hand soap
 

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