i am such a dork.

i can't sleep so i'm on the internet and this almost made me have an accident of the depend adult undergarment variety.

i am so tired though


Steve Wednesday, October 19, 2005 7:44:00 am  

If you wear Depends, you're in trouble.

get it? You're in? Urine? That's funny.

heatherfeather Wednesday, October 19, 2005 12:10:00 pm  

steve, you're cut off from the excretory system jokes.

jay are Wednesday, October 19, 2005 2:20:00 pm  

There was an article in our paper just yesterday about the effects of lack of sleep---you can become clinically psychotic. Take it easy there. Aquaint yourself with a pillow. Beats Depends any day.

Steve Wednesday, October 19, 2005 5:07:00 pm  

Heather, that was funny. And I no funny.

Yaymee Thursday, October 20, 2005 12:46:00 am  

I'll admit it - I giggled at Steve's "you're in"="urine" joke. Wow, that's kinda embarassing.

You'll never believe what my word verification is! It's:


Ok, it's not, but I wanted to type it anyway.

heatherfeather Thursday, October 20, 2005 1:48:00 am  

i like that steve said "i no funny." that WAS funny. you can run with it.

jay are, i'm a-gonna sleep hard tonight. well i've said that every night. and i've taken like 4 benaryl but that only lets me sleep for like 3 hours at a time. then up for 2 and asleep for 3. which is annoying. i'm trying but becoming an insomniac.

yaymee... yaymee... don't encourage steve. but i [heart] you regardless...

jay are Thursday, October 20, 2005 2:44:00 am  

insomnia must be the pits. I, myself, have sleep apnea. How is it that some people can just do that normal thing where they go to bed at nighttime and sleep well and wake up refreshed? I can't conceive of such a thing. I think it might be a fairy tale.

Anonymous Thursday, October 20, 2005 3:16:00 am  

i have nothing witty or interesting to contribute, i just wanted to say hi.

Steve Thursday, October 20, 2005 7:57:00 am  

Bear in mind, Heather, Yaymee's not seen my other qualityt jokes (carpet shampooer, carpal tunnel), so she's not gauging it against anything

heatherfeather Thursday, October 20, 2005 5:46:00 pm  

i haven't heard carpal tunnel either.

morbid curiosity asks me to request a retelling, please.

Steve Thursday, October 20, 2005 6:23:00 pm  



Unknown Friday, October 21, 2005 12:37:00 am  

Bwa HA HA!

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