hey internets - I NEED YOUR HELP!

it turns out i don't name my stuff. (except the iPod which is named Bucko Jr.)

last night i was scolded for not having ever named my car.

who wants to name it?

it's white, 2 door, gas guzzlerry, has about 100k miles, and is a 1997. i've never looked at the tailpipe to see if it's a boy or a girl.

ready kids?
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand, GO!


Steve Sunday, October 02, 2005 7:08:00 pm  

Bianca. Unless you want some asexual name, in which case I suggest Bitty

Cherz Sunday, October 02, 2005 7:54:00 pm  

The Granny Plow


MooCow Sunday, October 02, 2005 8:12:00 pm  

I had a friend in college who drove a taurus.

We named the car "Cli."

Yeah I'll just give you a second to think about that one...

heatherfeather Sunday, October 02, 2005 8:15:00 pm  

steve - bianca seems too fussy for this piece of crap. i mean, car. maybe bitty.

cherz - the word verification gods appear to like the granny plow idea! mvdecno!

moocow - i don't know if it says more about you that you gave me a minute to think about that, or more about me that i didn't need a minute.... oi.

Steve Monday, October 03, 2005 8:40:00 am  

Last minute inclusion: gumpy.

particleman Monday, October 03, 2005 7:27:00 pm  

Moses. it's old, white, slow (guessing on that one), and probably a little grumpy (as Steve [almost] pointed out).

My sister used to have an ancient white Volve 240 she also named Moses, so i think that name is appropriate for old white cars.

Anonymous Thursday, October 06, 2005 11:57:00 pm  

"Wreck of the Old '97."

Oh, wait - that's MY car.

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