a cultural shift

I've decided that if I tell a blonde joke in public I'm not going to say blonde anymore... I'll say cottonheaded ninnymuggins.

A cottonheaded ninnymuggins bought a jigsaw puzzle and invited her boyfriend over to help her with it. He said, "sure! what is it a puzzle of?" She said, "a TIGER!" So he drove to her house, and she met him at the door and said, "I've got it all spread out on the table, but I don't know where to start!" He walked into the kitchen, and looked at the table. He sighed and said, "Honey, first of all, this isn't going to make a tiger. Secondly, let me help you put these Frosted Flakes back in the box..."

2 comments:

Thomas Tuesday, December 07, 2004 5:00:00 pm  

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind is a great movie. Let me know what you think of it after you see it.

Pongfu Sunday, December 26, 2004 11:51:00 am  

That is without a doubt the funniest "cottonheaded ninnymuggins" joke I've heard.

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