arms control

(another conversation with haiku girl)
h-g: "how do i control my arms?"

hf: "what seems to be the problem?"

h-g: "they're out of control!"

hf: "keep them down at your sides."

h-g: "it's not working!"

hf: "then take a valium."
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there's a section in my arms control text (helpfully titled arms control) called "preventing the spread of arms" which makes me sad because no one should hate hugs that much.

however, i love the class.