arms control

(another conversation with haiku girl)
h-g: "how do i control my arms?"

hf: "what seems to be the problem?"

h-g: "they're out of control!"

hf: "keep them down at your sides."

h-g: "it's not working!"

hf: "then take a valium."

there's a section in my arms control text (helpfully titled arms control) called "preventing the spread of arms" which makes me sad because no one should hate hugs that much.

however, i love the class.


Scott Wednesday, April 12, 2006 9:22:00 am  

Stumbled upon your blog this morning. I dig the style. I read back a bunch of posts. Some fun stuff there. I will be back to see what is next.



Chris Cope Wednesday, April 12, 2006 12:45:00 pm  

Preventing the spread of arms sounds very anti-Shiva. Don't hate the destroyer, mama.

particleman Wednesday, April 12, 2006 1:56:00 pm  

now that i think about it, i really wish i would have all of a sudden started flailing my arms at the coffee shop and screamed as loud as i could "WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE CONTROL MY ARMS OH MY GOD I CAN'T CONTROL MY ARMS SOMEONE HELP" just to really embarass you, or at least freak you out. next time.

inseattle Wednesday, April 12, 2006 2:21:00 pm  


heatherfeather Wednesday, April 12, 2006 11:44:00 pm  

scott - hi! make yourself at home, but no muddy footprints inside, please.

chris - i know, mama. don't hate.

p-man - what's odd is i don't embarass easily. i would have let you keep doing that until i staged an arm control intervention or until you embarassed yourself.

a-s - chuckle chuckle

jay are Thursday, April 13, 2006 2:05:00 am  

prevent the spread of arms.

That's just so---wrong.

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