such disobedience will no longer be tolerated

so, yaymee was being very disobedient last night and not looking at things i was instructing her to observe. very naughty behavior such as this usually ends up in corporal punishment, but i try to be merciful so she gets a second chance.

while these are NOT what i was trying to show her last night (i got complaints for showing her too many baby pictures - is it my fault i know so many frickin' babies?*), these are required viewing nonetheless... that is, required if you are yaymee - it's optional for everyone else. there is no rhyme or reason to these, they're just pictures. and there are no pictures of babies.

• vegas strip (please note ad for sigfried and roy)
• angel sock monkey
• boutrous boutrous-ghali
• a liger (if a liger were crossed with a monkey and made a ligerkey, if someone were to kill it and cure it, it would be... ligerkey jerky? from a sober conversation i had with crazy mara)
• the beach at biarritz
• i'm pink therefore i'm spam
• cover of one of my favorite books when i was 7
• briard
• old school weird al
• whirling dervish
• blood oranges (yum!)
• rasputin
• this would feel amazing right now

seriously, i would give my month's supply of coffee for a great yoga class... it's been too, too long.

*some of the babies i know born (or en route) since 2002 (not in chronological order): emma, the regan baby whose name i can't remember now, natalie, brian, patrick, dominic, annika, kaylie, anna, aaron, rachel, joseph, wilson, harrison, nicholas, aidan, gemma, max, michael, caleb, the m. bugnacki second baby (argh! can't remember name!), the n. bugnacki baby (never heard a name) christopher, kiera, anastasia, sophia, travis, natalie's brother, nicholas' sibling, gabe's brother, the gregory baby, the peppard baby... that's 33. i may have forgotten some. if i forgot your baby, oops! sorry - i'm having trouble keeping track anymore. and if you're not telling me about pregnant people, shame on you... i practically have a corporate account at target!