question for erik:

will you please wear a black mask all the time?



Erik Sunday, April 10, 2005 4:57:00 am  

Heather, I really wish you would have come to me with this before now. I don't know, I just think things might be different, if you had told me earlier that you liked the black mask so much. I know I said that I wouldn’t be wearing it all the time, unless you wanted me to—however, I didn't mean you should wait 10 billion years or something before expressing that want. Here i am, naively rotating mask colors, or sometimes even wearing no mask at all, when all along you like the black one. I'm not blaming you, ok? I'm just saying that I hope we can work on our communication. This isn't about pointing fingers and trying to determine who was wrong, even if it was you.

Luckily, all that is water under the bridge. From this day forward I shall wear the black mask unceasingly. I may even have the likeness of a black mask tattooed upon my (rather striking) visage, if it comes to that. Though even I could see how that might be overdoing it a tad. Yeah, I’m definitely going to think about that a little more before I actually do it. In the end, though, I’m just glad you asked. Sometimes it takes a lot of courage to ask for what we need, especially if what we need is as sexy and powerful as this mask.

*dons black mask*

[all ladies faint]


heatherfeather Sunday, April 10, 2005 12:39:00 pm  

[calls in SWAT team in riot gear]

thanks, you're a peach.

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