an open letter to designers of yoga wear

dear designers,

stop making yoga tanks so low cut and scoop-necked. or if you must, please account that bust size scoop necks aren't proportional in the same way as regular sizing, and make them go higher in front so i don't spend the whole yoga class wondering how long until i flash someone.

sincerely,
heatherfeather

5 comments:

amischwab Wednesday, May 10, 2006 7:23:00 pm  

dear designers,

please disregard heatherfeather's earlier letter as it will severely reduce our attendance of yoga classes in the future.

signed,
a spokesperson for males

villanovababy Thursday, May 11, 2006 12:19:00 am  

dear designers.... while you're at it, could you please design a type of linen that doesn't wrinkle? I mean...love the airy-ness of it, but it wrinkles so bad! WHY GOD WHY?

that is all.

Chris Cope Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:05:00 am  

The 14-year-old boy in me suddenly wants to take a yoga class.

Steve Thursday, May 11, 2006 11:20:00 am  

Such an interesting problem. I'll get right on finding a solution, eventually.

Matthew Sunday, May 14, 2006 6:15:00 am  

For whom are the clothing designers designing clothes? They need to invest more in R&D.

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