i love dual interpretation article headlines.
since i am aware that sarah has been a busy little monkey for this pregnancy i'll cut her some slack.
Other favorites:
- Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
 - Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
 - Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
 - Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
 - Miners Refuse to Work After Death
 - If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
 - Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
 - Stolen Painting Found by Tree
 - Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
 - British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
 - Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
 - the best one of all: Female Panda Pregnant After Watching Panda Porn so that's where baby pandas come from...
 

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