She'd have kittens if she heard that!

i love dual interpretation article headlines.

since i am aware that sarah has been a busy little monkey for this pregnancy i'll cut her some slack.

Other favorites:

  • Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
  • Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
  • Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
  • Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
  • Miners Refuse to Work After Death
  • If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
  • Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
  • Stolen Painting Found by Tree
  • Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
  • British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
  • Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
  • the best one of all: Female Panda Pregnant After Watching Panda Porn so that's where baby pandas come from...

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