in an effort not to get dooced from grad school

i won't tell you WHICH professor a friend compared to a golden globe because of the sheer amount of bronzer which gets all over the papers said professor handles during the course of a day.

and i accidentally outed myself as a blogger in class last night. i pretended my blog would be hard to find, but really, it's a 2-step process. so if you're from that class, welcome!

and when asked what rss stood for, i swear, all i could think was "really spicy sauce."