nine things i'll (definitely) never be

foisted upon yours truly by the utterly delish particleman.... and pawned off on... um... this is the part i'm not good at. pawned off on you. or you. or you. or you.

  1. a man
  2. an entemologist
  3. a chicken sexer
  4. a peanut farmer
  5. an interpretive dancer
  6. an astronaut
  7. a participant on the amazing race
  8. an adult film star
  9. a golden god


particleman Sunday, February 12, 2006 11:07:00 pm  

i'm not sure how i feel about being delish, but since it's coming from a girl, i won't protest.

Steve Monday, February 13, 2006 1:17:00 pm  

I seem to remember us discussion chicken sexers at least once before, Heatherfeather. Perhaps you have an abnormal affection for the profession?

littlegoat Monday, February 13, 2006 4:51:00 pm  

I'm having a fun time sitting here and trying to imagine you as an entemologist. bwahahaha. I know you love bugs so much.

Heather, you already are a Golden God.

heatherfeather Monday, February 13, 2006 8:11:00 pm  

steve, i though alligator sexer would be too quirky.

littlegoat, really people don't believe me when i discuss just how terrified of bugs i am. thank god i don't live in palmetto bug and wolf spider country anymore...

Monstee Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:12:00 am  

comment in 7-5-7

You am golden god to me
list am off by one
me worship you from afar

Chris Cope Tuesday, February 14, 2006 3:19:00 pm  

Oh, la-dee-freakin'-da. I'm soooooo special. I'm too good to be a chicken sexer.


heatherfeather Tuesday, February 14, 2006 8:13:00 pm  

how do you know that i think i'm too good to be a chicken sexer?

i don't think i'm ANYWHERE good enough to sex chickens.

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