because i stayed up late last night watching a care bears movie with mara important programming on international politics with mara, i'm really tired today and until i get some coffee, you get a meme:
1) When I was a kid after school I: went home and watched the mickey mouse club.
2) This one time when I was high: if you know me, you know that my life is too weird to make it weirder on purpose with drugs
3) The New Pope: someone i approach cautiously until i know more.
4) I fall asleep easily: with the help of 100 mg of benadryl
5) I need more: liquid assets and vacation.
6) I need less: stupid questions from people too lazy to think about the answer.
7) Public toilets are useful for: providing a slightly less scary option than the port-a-john.
8) The United States should change its name to: the land of no wild monkeys
9) My theme song would be: after all, dar williams
10) Sometimes I think people: should dance because it's fun and not worry about what they look like when they're flailing like a spastic monkey.
11) Prescription drugs are: what keep me going during pollen season
12) The middle finger is most useful: when grabbing the last migraine pill out of a tall, narrow bottle.
13) The last time I bought a pair of shoes: a few weeks ago at payless. they're green (shocker)
14) In one month: i will be studying political theory. [softly weeping and rocking]
15) For the last time: please don't eat the daisies.
16) The last thing I stole: your liver heart.
17) If I won the lotto, the first thing I would buy: the balance of all my debt (boring, but true)
18) When in Rome: wear a toga wand stroll through the streets with a harp. if people ask if you're all right tell them you're nero and here to finish the job.
19) If only I could get rid of: this annoying sneezing habit.
20) Your mom: is hiding from you.
21) When I'm on death row my last meal will be: really unhealthy. think orange hostess cupcake deep fried and covered in butter.
22) The last person who talked to me: crazy mara. we discussed care-a-lot castle, tenderheart bear, and the care bear stare the cost of prescription drugs, law enforcement, and, most likely monkeys.
23) I mostly use the internet: to find random stuff. you people say some weird things.
24) When I'm President: pigs will fly.
25) I most resemble: today: blinky mcblinkerson the kleenex-handed captain of the h.m.s. sneezaroo.
26) The word I say too much is: monkeys
27) Vegas is great for: a city that reaches 125 degrees by 9 am in july.
28) Michael Jackson: why do i think that guy is so weird?
29) The Speed Limit means: drive that speed plus 9 to avoid a ticket.
30) When I die I want my body: that's a good enough sentence as is
31) If I could go back in time I'd: go to hill valley high school's "enchantment under the sea" dance
32) The last time I said "this sucks" I: was probably writing a paper.
33) You obviously know me well when: you invite me over to play guitar and drink pinot noir until 2 am
34) Tomorrow I will: drink too much coffee, work, go to school, meet with delta force.
35) I spend too much time: procrastinating paper-writing
36) The last thing I broke:my bank account.
37) Oh yeah and don't forget: donations always welcome.
tuesday meme
Posted by
heatherfeather
Tuesday, May 10, 2005
2 comments:
your #30 is quite amusing. :)
in my last will and testament, it will say, 'and by the way, i want my body. i always have, there i said it.'
i also liked #21, cause i'm in that one.
Thirty seven is an odd number to end on, but nonetheless, a very good list. Perhaps I should crib it and do my own. Yeah... I'm sneaky that way... all ninja like.
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