remember that episode of saved by the bell

where jessie gets hooked on caffeine pills because she's an overachiever and thinks she can do everything at once with no repercussions and is going to perform "i'm so excited" with kelly and lisa, and zach hosts a mini-intervention wherein he tells her she overslept for her performance, and she runs to the caffeine pill bottle, and zach is strong but caring, and she starts saying

"there's no time! there's never enough time! i'm so excited! i'm so... i'm so... i'm so scared..." and collapses into a sobbing mess on the floor?

i feel sorta like that.
but i don't take caffeine pills. just espresso.

zach morris, where are you when i need you?!?


Erik Wednesday, May 18, 2005 12:55:00 pm  

if you want a zach morris, i can be powerful like that too, and i will take charge of the situation so fast you'll think i'm the leader of a SWAT team or something. but consider: if zach had only let jessie at that pill bottle, who knows what she could've accomplished?? the sky was the limit until he started meddling. do you think i would even be awake right now if it wasn't for the fact that i'm in the middle of a 3-day coke binge?
never let the espresso out of your sight.

Jay Wednesday, May 18, 2005 1:57:00 pm  

And besides, Screech's unrequeted love for Lisa was the real focal point of the show. Everybody knows that. Zack and Slater were just bystanders.
Oh, Dustin Diamond, where art thou now?

Steve Friday, May 20, 2005 9:11:00 am  

Dustin Diamond is a seller of chess instruction tools.

He had really good timing, as far as that goes for the show.

I never cared for Zach, myself. I thought he was sleazy. Jessie got on my nerves. Lisa was cute but shallow, and Kelly was useless. Slater was the only one worth a darn. oh well.

Then there was that midseason replacement girl, Torrie, or whatever.

Unknown Saturday, May 21, 2005 3:04:00 pm  

I have this REALLY funny mini-drama staring you and a caring Starbucks employee playing out in my head right now. Hee hee.

heatherfeather Monday, May 23, 2005 5:02:00 pm  

erik: thanks! let me know when the coke wears off and i'll be sure to give you a blanket and some tissues to stop the incessant nosebleed. just stay off of the sofa, foo'.

jay:i used to see dustin diamond at disneyland ALL the time. and he would usually be with a girl, and wearing a leather vest (with no shirt) a silly hat, as well as tight corduroy pants and was often followed by a gaggle of teenage girls.

steve: i was never a fan of sbtb... especially the new class version of it. but nothing rivaled the college years... unless it was the wedding special where z. and k. get married. whoa, i know WAY too much about this show...

h-g: if you ever write the script to the intervention drama with me and a starbucks employee, i'd love to see it!

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