works for dogs too. (thanks fred)

cat hair removal guidelines

  • hair from clothing
  • de-fur the inside AND the outside of all cardigans
    ( to avoid embarrassment during warm business meetings )
  • de-fur the backs, arms, and leg rests of all chairs twice weekly
  • don't forget your car seats
  • and yes, your chair at work too
  • move neglected laundry pile from floor to inside of closet
  • don't forget to close closet door
  • just in case, lock it.
  • vacuum three times a week minimum
    ( make sure your roommate does the same )
  • groom the cat daily
    ( make sure your roommate does the same )
  • consider grooming cats while naked, then shower immediately
    ( putting on clothes post-grooming would adhere fur to inside of clothes, see cardigan guideline )
  • use groomed fur to knit warm fur sweater
  • knit while naked, then shower immediately
  • consider using sweater proceeds to hire maid to help with vacuuming
  • shave cats.

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