cat hair removal guidelines
- hair from clothing
- de-fur the inside AND the outside of all cardigans
( to avoid embarrassment during warm business meetings ) - de-fur the backs, arms, and leg rests of all chairs twice weekly
- don't forget your car seats
- and yes, your chair at work too
- move neglected laundry pile from floor to inside of closet
- don't forget to close closet door
- just in case, lock it.
- vacuum three times a week minimum
( make sure your roommate does the same ) - groom the cat daily
( make sure your roommate does the same ) - consider grooming cats while naked, then shower immediately
( putting on clothes post-grooming would adhere fur to inside of clothes, see cardigan guideline ) - use groomed fur to knit warm fur sweater
- knit while naked, then shower immediately
- consider using sweater proceeds to hire maid to help with vacuuming
- shave cats.
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