i know weird, funny people

just a sampling of great things my friends have said over the years (i'll likely update this periodically as i think of more funnies):

maryam: "babies"

david: [reading a box of smart start cereal] "maybe you're only supposed to read the red letters on the box: A-S-T-R-T. ass-tart."

crazy mara: [running through a hail storm] "ow! stop throwing things at me, colorado!"

james the chick: "Grasshoppers when fried with lime and garlic, just taste like little fried garlic, lime crunchies."

yaymee: "pronghorn!"