never sit on a baby.

never shake a baby.

never feed a baby to a land shark.

so many rules to remember...


Anonymous Friday, September 23, 2005 8:38:00 am  

i'm glad to see that you're catching on...

Ivar Friday, September 23, 2005 6:14:00 pm  

babies are dum...i may eat mine, the little poop-factory!

semaphoria Friday, September 23, 2005 6:36:00 pm  

never leave your baby with your husband? jeez ivar. and maryama - time for you to get a darn blog.

jay are Saturday, September 24, 2005 1:55:00 pm  

never feed a baby hamburgers
never use a baby as a footrest
never kiss a baby more than 1000X

the things they don't tell you

Astrid Monday, September 26, 2005 2:54:00 am  

I know! I don't think I am yet ready for a baby! And a land shark? Where abouts do those live? I don't think I have even ever seen one of those in the zoo!

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