an open letter

dear woman wearing a white linen miniskirt with the waistband rolled down so it sat really low around your hips barely covering your crack as well as navy blue panties with red polka dots under your sheer, aforementioned white linen skirt,

do i really have to say anything else?

fondly,
heatherfeather

8 comments:

jay are Thursday, June 07, 2007 12:27:00 pm  

lucky you to have gotten to seen such a display! ahhh. fashion sense. Isn't it just a gift!

Crystal Thursday, June 07, 2007 3:44:00 pm  

should've taken a picture for us!

spread the grossness!

Steve Saturday, June 09, 2007 8:12:00 am  

Do you not love polka dots (or, as my daughter says, pokey dots?)

tirjsnho!

heatherfeather Saturday, June 09, 2007 11:52:00 am  

jay are - if only _i_ were so gifted... oh wait, i'm thinking of something else...

crystal - seriously. however i was concerned about the amount of time my jaw was spending on the ground and disinfecting it before i got subway herpes of the eyes to whip out the camera.

steve - hmmm...depends on the context...

h a i k u g i r l Saturday, June 09, 2007 7:57:00 pm  

That sounds entirely appropriately patriotic for Washington DC. Why you hatin'?

lomester Wednesday, June 13, 2007 4:25:00 pm  

ugh! georgetown?

amischwab Wednesday, June 13, 2007 9:22:00 pm  

"fondly", huh? i guess this is how you describe something when it makes you want to gauge your eyes out.

heatherfeather Thursday, June 14, 2007 10:04:00 am  

haiku-lady: i gotta do the hatin' on poor taste patriotism. i just gotta.

lomester: ha! actually it was on the vermont st. escalator at the mcpherson sq metro

amischwab: here's to me hoping i've never signed an email to you "fondly," but rather "adoringly with monkeys oozing out of my pores"

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