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it's been a few weeks (or days) since i've been so out of things to say that i have to post a meme instead of talking about how my posts suck. so:


bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...

Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C. /

Go HERE to have a form generate the HTML for you.

the metamorphosis

some of you may wonder how semaphoria and i look like little asian ladies in one picture and dancing white ladies in another. the answer is simple: we have amazing powers of disguise and often travel....incognito.

we's just cool like that.

word.

she may look small, but she'll kick a hole right through you

happy birthday love!

update: yes, freddie, we do rock, but that is the second best picture ever. here's the first:

mary's danish tribute 2 of 2

HELLFLOWER

                        
With superflowers in your eyes you lay me      
down time was I was dead. With colors in       
your lake of hair you knock me out I don't     
know why you said what you said. With          
windows in your house of cards you steal       
the one that I had up my sleeve. I don't       
have anyplace to go to tonight I wonder        
why you don't ask me to leave. Won't you       
please? Well I'm crushed, everything is        
beautiful. Can I trust, everything,            
anything?                                      
                                               
I used to be a skirtfull of hell. I used to lie
in a bed of snakes and snares I may look       
small but I'd kick a hole right through        
you. But I'm trying to change now.             
                                               
I sometmes feel like I'm alone singularly      
frightfully alone. I don't know where to       
hang my hat when I don't even feel like        
I'm at home. It's just like words to be the    
ones to spell out all the rules. But you're    
the angel come tonight you're not afraid       
to tread on all the fools.                     
                                               
I used to be a skirtfull of hell. I used to lie
in a bed of snakes and snares. I may look      
small but I'd kick a hole right, kick a hole,  
right? I used to be a skirtfull of hell, I     
used to lie in a bed of snakes and snares. I   
may look small but I'd kick a hole right       
through you. But I'm trying to change          
now. And you hold the cards now.   

i beg your pardon?

it's 90 minutes from april 28 (almost the fred's bday).

and it's SNOWING.

j'ai pris du pizza et de la bière hier soir...

...avec quelques copains (yaymee et andrew) à anthony's, et on a discuté les romans "harry potter." une chose que j'ai appris est qu'on peut les acheter en français à www.amazon.com et c'est pas trop cher. Donc, si on veut me les acheter, vas y!

harry potter à l'école des sorciers
harry potter et le chambre des secrets
harry potter et la coupe de feu
harry potter et le prisonnier d'azkaban
harry potter et l'ordre de phénix

je sais pas si il y aura un sixième roman en français cet été ou non, mais je le voudrais aussi.

s'il vous plaît.

babies

so, my cousins had a baby a few weeks ago, and i've been wondering who will take the place on my pregnancy slot. (for those of you who don't know, i think i'm a fertility idol, and know at least 34 babies born in the past 2 years, and i typically know an average of 7 pregnant women at a time)

but since noah (yay!) was born on the 7th (mom wouldn't go to the hospital until the end of the american idol results show), there's been a slot.

i just learned that one of the women i know from school is 3+ months preggo and is coming back from the middle east to hang with her hubby and get her a ph.d.

whew. one less thing to worry about.

Mary's Danish tribute, part I of II

nothing's coming to mind right now, so i invite you to notice:

THESE ARE ALL THE SHAPES NEVADA COULD HAVE BEEN

The Comfort Inn
is my silver glitterbox
an oyster is my world
A lumpy armchair sings
my only quiet song
waiting for the astroturf to grow

These are all the shapes
Nevada could have been

Fear's a big garage sale
in the palm of my hand
Temptation wears a purple velvet hat
A vampire makes my favorite noise
when he wears his gardening glove

These are all the shapes
Nevada could have been.

Toaster's at its best
when it sings a Spanish song
waiting for the dodo bird to sing
The sharpening knife is a wishbone pull
her beadsift is a curse
My dad is a receipt for a full tank of gas
from a Tennessee town.